Robert Jordan is a literary God.

Ask me a question, any question at all. And I shall answer it.
NOW.

WHAT is the circumference of a moose?
It's the same circumference as a Bavarian Mountain Hound. Duh.

What's up with that floaty fish dealie?
The floaty fish? Fish naturally float in the water due to their biological structure. Despite this being them 'swimming', they certainly aren't dropping to the bottom, are they?
But you might be saying: "But wait! They aren't floating, because they're not on the surface of the water!"
Shut up.

^----- THAT ONE DERE! BESIDE YOUR NAME!

I thought "floaty fish dealie" was pretty crystal clear. Especially the "dealie" bit. Wasn't it obvious?
No.

How many wis- uhh.. questions do I have left?
That's for the Flying Spaghetti Monster to decide.

What does the acronym DZQMV stand for?
Daza iZ Questionably the Most awesome(V).

What if the space-time thingy collapses?
It can never collapse, as neither exists. Well, they don't exist anymore. When I ~Celero38 was born, she obliterated them both. As you see here, the only thing that's changed since then is Global Warming. Therefore, ~Celero38 is responsible for Global Warming.

Why?
Your mom.

How many turkeys can you fit in the room you're currently in?
Currently, there's one. So I would assume about... one. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

How do you test for sharkperson-ness?
Throw salt on them. If they bubble and die, they're a snail. If they burn, they're a shark. However, if you give them McDonalds' Fillet-o-Fish burger and they run, you know, they're a sharkperson.

I've recently subscribed to Warhammer Online, and lovin' it.

I have 4 trials this month to give out, anyone interested?

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As per my latest deviantion, let us have a game shall we?
Whatever you get from this game, you must draw. In any way, shape or form.
I'll add a list of completed ones on this journal, and also contribute my own.

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Bandwagon. D: